Man’s best friend is dog; does dog feel the same way?

My name is Peanut – I’m a terrier cross and an artist’s model.
About 15,000 years ago, you humans decided you wanted to hang out with us dogs. It must have been the craic us dogs were having cos you humans can get a bit serious at times!
Anyway, we were happy with the arrangement, ye were great at cooking!
But there are a few things you humans could do to integrate a little further into our world which I am more than happy to share and hope once and for all, we can say “man is dog’s best friend too.”
  1. Your kitchen table, why does it have to be so high? Can’t you see the advantages of lowering it to our level! You wouldn’t need chairs for a start, think of the savings!
  2. Your bed – should be our bed too! Why have multiple beds in the house when we can sleep blissfully together in one. We also double-up as hot water bottles.
  3. Your work – it’s impinging on our time together. Give it up; most of you hate it anyway!
  4. Your adversity to dog hairs – you’re missing the advantages. Dog hairs on your clothes: you’re carrying a little bit of us with you, how comforting is that! Dog hairs on the carpet, on the furniture: it’s protecting it all from wear and tear!
  5. Your stinginess with dog treats – just give us the packet, we have will power too!
So there, a few little tips that could go a long way to strengthening the bond between dog, bitch, woman and man!

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